pussykraken:

i honestly dont know how, when early 2000s dreamworks execs were faced with producing a cheap and fast knock-off capitalising of the success of finding nemo,  a movie composed of celebrities faces mo-capped and pasted onto uncanny valley fish people, fish puns, baffling attempts at hip-hop culture, mafia movie tropes, a plot stolen from a spaghetti western, a subplot shitting on L.A and jack black converged into existence but The Lord finds a way

urbancatfitters:

*panics but in a super chill & casual way*

mamalaz:

The most logical argument I’ve ever seen a hero use.

vanillish:

other people during winter:

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me:

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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

good cop: it’s okay, just tell us what happened
bad cop: why the hell would you rob a bank? you’re an idiot. see u in court
dad cop: i’m not mad. just disappointed

kawaiianimejesus:

captain-boomerang:

captain-boomerang:

check out this periodic table

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I have made a lot of bad jokes but this is still probably my greatest hit

omfg

My relationship with my followers
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Me:
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stunningpicture:

I was at a horse race yesterday when some kid lost his balloon…